How To Be AWESOME!

By Team Awesome

Introduction 

Being Awesome isn't as easy as some people make it out to be. us here at Team Awesome have spent many years studying the art of AWESOME! If you want to be awesome then follow these simple steps.

Steps

1. Chose class not swag. Choosing class over swag means wearing a suit and not being 'Hipster'. Most people will chose swag over class but the class will get you higher up in the ranks. 
2. Have money. Having money doesn't mean having a million dollars it means dressing nicely and always looking your best for any occasion. 
3. Pick in people. This doesn't mean being nasty to everybody but don't be shy to put a joke in or say something to make that person realise that your the Alpha Male.
4. Be AWESOME! Make sure you say occasionally "I'm Awesome". Or when you meet somebody you say, "Hi nice to meet you but I hope you realise that Im Awesome!"
5. Get girls. Having girls means having power. If a girl sees you with another girl she will want you. When people start wanting you, you my friend have become AWESOME!

Conclusion 

Now that your Awesome you can succeed in life and continue you AWESOME rampage.